[Written for on_thecouch. cisskabob gave permission to use Cissie, and said that Cissie gave permission for mrsarcastic003, so Tim's in this under duress.]

"Not everyone has trouble surviving entire weeks of school."

Kon-El
DC Comics
800

Discuss your relationship with the person in your life who has had the greatest impact on who you've become. (Formerly 57.2) Superman is an NPC.

Superman wanted to see Kon. That was never a good thing.

Kon-El
DC Comics
985

I don't have a father ( Read more... )

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[Locked in a half-arsed way]

40.1 "The trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun."

Oh, man, do I know how that is.

Just take a look at my freaking romantic history. Hell, look at all my history. "I know what would be a good idea! Let's go sign up with some idiot who says he'll be my agent! He's got a pretty daughter! No way he ( Read more... )

I've never quite understood sexual orientation.

( Talk about sexy stuff under the cut! )

[Locked.]

No.

I don't think I can.

My boy's hurting right now. And I don't care what Bernard and Tim and Cissie say, it is my fault. If we'd never started dating, Bernard wouldn't be a target. I mean, yes, he's Robin's best civilian friend, but no one knows that who doesn't know Tim's secret ID ( Read more... )

I'm happy that Bart's moved in with me. I missed him. And he wasn't taking care of himself. I don't care how grown up he is now, I'm glad he's somewhere where I can keep an eye on him. I mean, sure he can take care of himself, but how do I know that he will? He was living in a motel when I found him! A frigging motel! And I still can't shake the ( Read more... )

You know what I hate? How people always see me as like, Superman's sidekick. I mean I can see why, There's the whole name thing. Superboy. But it's kind of like, what else would I be called? I'm a freaking clone! I was Superboy before I was Kon-El ( Read more... )